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Many friends asked me where to find erotic massage in Chiang Mai? How to do b2b in Chiang Mai? Is there any Thai bath or Japanese massage?
I just want to say: "Haven't you had enough sex in Mamba?"
Distribution of sex shops in Chiang Mai
First of all, you need to understand: Chiang Mai’s erotic massage parlors are relatively scattered! It’s not concentrated on one street like Mamba. Let’s take a look at this distribution map:
It’s pretty obvious, right? Chiang Mai’s pornographic venues are mainly distributed in the southeast of the ancient city (Night Market, Changkang Road, Valais and New Center). Both bar streets and erotic massage parlors are scattered in this area! Although there are several stores near Ningman Road and MAYA, the service quality and cost-effectiveness are not as good as those in the southeast, so they are only suitable for women to check in.
In addition, the Changpuke living area in the north of the ancient city is basically where the poor in Thailand live. Although there are several online introductions, the service level is also imaginable. I advise everyone: avoid being in trouble and don’t go!
Current status of massage street in Chiang Mai’s red light district
There are scenes of closed houses everywhere. It may be due to the world economic depression and exchange rate issues, which have led to a significant decline in the number of Tourists in Chiang Mai in recent years. The massage street in the once bustling red light district now looks particularly deserted...
Okay, let’s get to the point!
Chiangmai b2b
B2B (body to body) is an erotic massage service in Chiang Mai, similar to nuru Japanese massage in Bangkok, but here uses essential oils instead of gel liquids. There are about 30 B2B stores in Chiang Mai, large and small, and there are only a few well-known ones!
As for the service, it's just a simple wash and press - push a few times - OOXX - and you're done. In order to give everyone an understanding of Chiang Mai’s b2b services, you can refer to the following comprehensive comparison chart of erotic services in the world (I believe that experienced drivers will be deeply touched by this!):
There are roughly two types of B2B consumption: one is to directly bring a full set of sex products, the market price is 2,500 pigs; the other is a half set of B2B + masturbation, about 1,600 pigs to 2,000 pigs, with the latter being the majority!
As for which B2B service in Chiang Mai is the best? What Brother Xing wants to say is: It really has nothing to do with the store, it all depends on your personal charm! If a girl doesn’t reject you, she won’t be too cool! Women in Chiang Mai are different from those in the south. To put it bluntly: they also choose their guests!
Don't expect them to treat every customer with the Wan-style service (even a greasy and dirty uncle will serve you like your own father)! Moreover, many Thai women are "fake balls", and fake waves usually have a poor feel and no waves at all!
Enough talking... let’s get back to the topic! Even if Xing Ge lists them all, you don't know how to choose...and in recent years, business has become increasingly difficult...coupled with the local government's strict crackdown (many people don't know, right? Chiang Mai's porn industry is actually illegal locally) ), causing many stores to close within a few months of opening, and then change the name of the store, find a new place, and start fighting guerrilla warfare again (basically renting cheap small villas!) to prevent everyone from being online Those old guides have fooled me, so choosing from the following stores will make people worry less:
little mermaid
Chiang Mai Little Mermaid is the most popular B2B store in Chiang Mai! There are a lot of girls and the environment is pretty good. There are 2,000 pigs for a half set and 2,500 pigs for a full set!
Dolphin SPA
After Chiang Mai Dolphin Spa changed to a new store, the location has become more advantageous (closest to the ancient city). The environment is like a hotel apartment, and the service price is about the same as that of Mermaid!
Aurora Club
Aurora in Chiang Mai is considered to be the most beautiful B2B store in the area, but the location is too far away from the ancient city. The menu only provides half a set of services, which is a bit expensive. For "full service", you need to talk to the technician separately, add money, add money!
Fang VIP Members Club
Chiang Mai Fang VIP is very close to Mermaid and the price is quite affordable! 1,300 pigs b2b+hand; 1,600 pigs b2b+mouth (with T)...if you need full service, you have to negotiate separately (what? You have to pay more...ok!)
Jintiantai bath (one massage)
Chiang Mai Jintian Health Care is located in the Changkang Road area. It was quite popular before, but for unknown reasons, it suddenly closed down!
I believe that most friends who go to Chiang Mai have a short Journey and only a few shops that they can visit. As the so-called "missing a bullet", how to find the right place to "launch" is very important. You can go to the store to choose someone from these stores, but to be honest, the quality of the girls is really average! Aurora, which is slightly better looking, is located too far away and only has half a set... What Xing Ge hates the most is asking for extra money! So it’s hard to find the best of both worlds in Chiang Mai…
Now that we’ve introduced the meaty ones, let’s move on to the vegetarian ones!
Chiang Mai airplane shop massage, who said that the ancient city is full of formality?
Most massage parlors provide happy ending services! In addition to these, many stores in the ancient city of Chiang Mai actually offer "special services." In addition, I will teach you three practical identification methods (dry information):
80% of the people who sit at the door and take the initiative to say hello to you are in trouble!
Anything that exposes thighs and cleavage will 100% have content! (Don’t be tempted by match-fixing)
I'll first press 100% on the back and you'll be asked if you want a special server! (Because traditional Thai massage is performed on the front first)
Regarding consumption: Masturbation + massage, they quote 1,000 pigs (including 1 hour massage fee); some aunts also provide b2b + handjob, usually 2,000 pigs are quoted! You can also cut down to 1,600 pigs! even more
In fact, there are several special beauty massage parlors in Chiang Mai. The technicians are all young Thai girls. Their appearance and service are quite good! Suitable for massage lovers or seasoned drivers who have had enough of the big health care and want something lighter!
To avoid the difficulty of choosing, I only recommend the best beauty massage parlor Aloha Massage. This shop is also close to the airport. The half-set massage is very comfortable. It can be the last stop of Chiang Mai’s custom experience, and it is also for you The Trip to Chiang Mai comes to a successful conclusion!
Of course, although a semi-airplane shop like Chiang Mai does not provide sex, it does not mean that girls will not miss appointments! If you become friends with a girl in private and secretly go out for a drink at night... then... the fun will make you more beautiful and happy!
Summarize
Although Chiang Mai's porn industry is not as good as Mamba, the girls in northern Thailand are still worth trying. They are not stunning, but at least they are more beautiful than those black pearls in the south! And Brother Xing really likes the smooth buttocks of Chiang Mai girls! In short, just relax and play! ~
In addition, it is recommended that you use the local Grab taxi app, which is convenient and cheap to go anywhere. The main city of Chiang Mai is not very big. It is good to walk a lot and take in the scenery on the roadside. After all, it is a small town with a slow life!
Finally, veterans are reminded to pay attention to pitfalls! When Traveling, safety comes first, prepare strategies in advance, and try to go to regular places to spend money! Don't think about door-to-door service, there are more routines here than you can think of! Don’t blame me for not reminding you!
Have a great night everyone!
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